The Ass Cake

Sometimes a young man is turning 27 years old. And sometimes he facetiously says he wants an ass cake when you ask him what he wants for his birthday. And sometimes you make him one just to be obstinate and it turns out to be so startlingly pornographic-looking that he asks you not to put any photos of his cake-eating experience on the internet.

And other times, he is turning 30, and get’s so drunk that he now says you can post the photos of the ass cake because those were his glory days and they deserve public recognition.